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First Boner

What should you do?

Frat Bro

"Lay back. Play it cool, bro. Don't act so desperate."

Liberal Fucktard

"Just follow your heart! Be yourself! Be confident!"

Annoying Cunt

"Don't be a douchebag. Listen to her and be sensitive to her needs."

Mystery Pickup Artist

"Neg her! Use social proof. Demonstrate higher value."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

Relationship advice is so confusing and contradictory. Nobody can give you a straight fucking answer. You're so worried about making a bad decision that you refuse to make any decision.

No wonder you're on prescription meds and have chronic insecurity. No wonder you're obsessed with looking like Captain America. No wonder you're ruled by how you feel. And no wonder your social skills are in the toilet.

Let's be honest. You dread talking to girls. You can't stand going to bars and clubs to get wasted just to talk to some fickle bitch who will give you her number only to flake on you the next day.

You couldn't give 2 fucks about this world...

Like most guys, you feel stuck in a never-ending downward shit spiral of anxiety and apathy... We know how you feel because we're stuck in the same social sewer as you...

But with one major difference: We've cut through the bullshit for you.

Manhood Academy is the only accredited worldwide social education center in existence today. It is specifically designed to rescue helpless fucks like you. You want to learn how to talk to that bitch? You want to make new friends in your class? You want to stop feeling like a social pariah at work? We got you covered. We can help UNFUCK your existence... And best of all— what we teach is ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Whether it's fingering a slut in the backseat of your Honda Civic on a first date, getting that shy Korean nerd sitting next to you in Hebrew class to open up, putting that fat bitch co-worker of yours in check, saving your wife from ending up on the business end of your neighbor's comforting dong, preventing your resentment building up and finally pushing your girlfriend's head through a plate glass window, coping with your fantasy of shooting your nagging mom in the face, motivating your drunken, suicidal Chinese iPod factory employees, or just standing up for yourself in a society that sneers at male needs, our goal is to set the world on fire, starting with your tender ass.

Everything Burns

Self-help gurus only teach you how to fake 'cool' behavior; they'll change the way you dress and get you to memorize funny stories. But inside, you're still the same insecure, neurotic faggot. Only now you're better at hiding it.

We're going to save you a lot of time, money, heartache, and masturbation. Our job isn't done until you have the ability to form relationships with everyone you meet. We're not just here to give you a handjob or a few social tips. Our goal is to get you bros and hos!

While pep talk con artists like Tony Robbins and Jack Canfield peddle bullshit feel-good strategies, we actually demonstrate what does and doesn't work.

I know what you're thinking. Your buddies Mystery & Style are gonna save you with their magical pickup artist game.

ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH???

Cocaine Cat

Here's your bullshit superheros in REAL LIFE:

And here's the rest of their buddies in action:

Do we even need to mention how shitty "life coaches" like Oprah Winfrey and Steve Harvey are?

Fuck. That. Nonsense. Grab our free ebook that illustrates the principles that govern all relationships. If you've ever wanted to know how people think, why you always end up in the Friendzone watching tentacle porn, or what you can do to UNFUCK your neurotic mind, this book is for you.

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Manhood Academy